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Post by shiningheart on May 19, 2011 21:53:57 GMT -5
Opening scene: *me sitting on a chair, drinking soda*
Mysterious Bodiless Voice: Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars...
Me: *spits out drink* DUDE, THE MBV IS BACK!
MBV: Shiningheart... She's an illiterate babbling fool...
Me: *gapes* What the- No I'm not! Babbling, yes. Fool, at times. Illiterate, HELL NO! I'm a freaking English major, you twit!
MBV: Shiningheart... She's cruel to animals...
Me: Not true! I love animals! Especially wolves, they're my favorite.
MBV: Then why did you kick my puppy?
Me: I would NEVER kick an animal, let alone a puppy! I have my own, as well as a cat. I want a kitten, but Daddy says we can't get one.
MBV: Shiningheart... 19 years old and still lives with her parents...
Me: ... Okay, that one's true. But it's not as bad as everyone makes it seem!
MBV: Now you know, Shiningheart...
Me: No they don't! You didn't tell them anything useful, like how I can get at least 50 words on a bad day, or my love of anime and fanfiction, or- *camera pans out before I can continue; say loudly* YOU SUCK, MYSTERIOUS BODILESS VOICE! |
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