Post by ~Storm~ on Feb 25, 2011 17:39:33 GMT -5
Hello there! Yes, you on the other side of the computer screen! What are you doing in my house? And why is my jar of mayonase in the kitchen empty? And the living room smells of llamas... You haven't been bringing llamaa in here, have you? No? Good. I'm allergic to llamas. But that doesn't answer why your here. No, wait, let me answer for you! You were either reading the title thinking, 'What the heck is this?' so you decided to take a look or you can't read and thought it said 'Free Ice Cream'. If you choose the second option, there's an Ice Cream shop down the street. Here, have two dollars and buy yourself some. Oh! And get me mint, will you?
For those who chose numero uno, then let me explain. This is My advertising corner where I display crazy, zany advertisings for no appartent reason daily! Well, don't just sit there! If your going to eat my chocolate chip cookies, at least take the time to listen to my advertisments! *hands out cookies* Ready? Then letsa go!
Are you tired of pressing the keys on your cell phone or computer with your fingers? Well, there's no need to anymore when you have... the Stick!
Just put it in your mouth and press the keys with it, not your fingers! It makes typing things ridiculously hard, you'll wish you'd never traded your fingers for one of these babies. Now, they come in three disgusting flavors-roting strawberry, moldy bread, and... pie! What flavor? Pie flavor, of course! It'll make you throw up for sure!
But wait! Call in the next five minutes and we'll throw in a giant, man eating crayon! Normal offers like this would usually be only be $0.03 dollars, but we're offering this horrid product for only two payments of $59.98! That's $59.89 more then what it was before! Have you ever seen a better offer? Buy today!
Stay tuned for tomarrows installment of... Storm's crazy advertisments~!
For those who chose numero uno, then let me explain. This is My advertising corner where I display crazy, zany advertisings for no appartent reason daily! Well, don't just sit there! If your going to eat my chocolate chip cookies, at least take the time to listen to my advertisments! *hands out cookies* Ready? Then letsa go!
Are you tired of pressing the keys on your cell phone or computer with your fingers? Well, there's no need to anymore when you have... the Stick!
Just put it in your mouth and press the keys with it, not your fingers! It makes typing things ridiculously hard, you'll wish you'd never traded your fingers for one of these babies. Now, they come in three disgusting flavors-roting strawberry, moldy bread, and... pie! What flavor? Pie flavor, of course! It'll make you throw up for sure!
But wait! Call in the next five minutes and we'll throw in a giant, man eating crayon! Normal offers like this would usually be only be $0.03 dollars, but we're offering this horrid product for only two payments of $59.98! That's $59.89 more then what it was before! Have you ever seen a better offer? Buy today!
Stay tuned for tomarrows installment of... Storm's crazy advertisments~!